This is just the begining, and I know it's sad but there are alot more pics and stories from Sunday's train wreck celebration!! Stay tuned......and don't forget to put your slacks in the wash.
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We Are Adults....
I just wanted to share some pics from Sunday's afternoon get together. You would figure that most of us would take it easy on Sunday's and spend time with the family, since their were kids there......not so much!!! Instead we found pleasure in sabotaging our friends socks....both pairs, and kicking the shit out of one another until someone got a black eye. Good wholesome fun!
This is just the begining, and I know it's sad but there are alot more pics and stories from Sunday's train wreck celebration!! Stay tuned......and don't forget to put your slacks in the wash.
This is just the begining, and I know it's sad but there are alot more pics and stories from Sunday's train wreck celebration!! Stay tuned......and don't forget to put your slacks in the wash.
Overnight Camping on Bank St. For This......
Over the last couple of weeks I have read nothing but articles about the NEW iPhone coming out. There was a LINE of people waiting at every Rogers store in Ottawa this morning hoping to get there hands on one. If you were one of those people here is a list of reasons you are a loser.
1) It's not that different from the first iPhone you bought. That you probably still have.
2) You could get one the next day without camping out for a week. (get a job, or a life please)
3) It has NO BUTTONS. Try getting something with a freakin keyboard - like the BlackBerry. Do you have a computer? Would you like to replace the keys with a touchscreen panel? No? Of course not you turds. Touchscreens are stupid and unusable for fast typing. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP PRETENDING YOU CAN TYPE JUST AS WELL AS A KEYBOARD......ALY!
4) The IPhone is a MEDIA device. They may as well have called it the IPOD VII. The phone functionality is secondary to the media functionality. Hey it's a SICK media device. If you bought it for that reason then you get a get out of loserville card! If you bought it and you do alot of emailing and typing - you're back to loserville.
6) In 6 months Steve Jobs (a complete genius) is going to release another version that barely adds anything and you are going to wait in line again like lab rats, then Tarry will come by and get DNLL on your ass!
I could go on and on. Yeah, there is a Crackberry coming out that is a clone of the iPhone...I assure you only the loyal Blackberry fans will be buying it. Gotta give props to Crackberry.
I haven't included many pictures in this article because I want you to read. I understand that it's hard to read sometimes without looking at the pictures but please sound out the words real slow and you may understand them. If you are having too much trouble get the application that reads your emails out loud for you. Wait? You don't have that on the IPhone - sorry forgot. The least you can do is put on a clean pair of slacks and hit the bricks!! If fashion can make a comeback and be cool (bright colors, old school Ray Bans, retro Nikes etc.), then why the hell can't electronics.....think about that.
P.S. This doesn't mean that I don't want an iPhone or have hate towards iPhone owners. Just looking at the big picture!! I should be getting mine in a couple of days:)
1) It's not that different from the first iPhone you bought. That you probably still have.
2) You could get one the next day without camping out for a week. (get a job, or a life please)
3) It has NO BUTTONS. Try getting something with a freakin keyboard - like the BlackBerry. Do you have a computer? Would you like to replace the keys with a touchscreen panel? No? Of course not you turds. Touchscreens are stupid and unusable for fast typing. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE STOP PRETENDING YOU CAN TYPE JUST AS WELL AS A KEYBOARD......ALY!
4) The IPhone is a MEDIA device. They may as well have called it the IPOD VII. The phone functionality is secondary to the media functionality. Hey it's a SICK media device. If you bought it for that reason then you get a get out of loserville card! If you bought it and you do alot of emailing and typing - you're back to loserville.
6) In 6 months Steve Jobs (a complete genius) is going to release another version that barely adds anything and you are going to wait in line again like lab rats, then Tarry will come by and get DNLL on your ass!
I could go on and on. Yeah, there is a Crackberry coming out that is a clone of the iPhone...I assure you only the loyal Blackberry fans will be buying it. Gotta give props to Crackberry.
I haven't included many pictures in this article because I want you to read. I understand that it's hard to read sometimes without looking at the pictures but please sound out the words real slow and you may understand them. If you are having too much trouble get the application that reads your emails out loud for you. Wait? You don't have that on the IPhone - sorry forgot. The least you can do is put on a clean pair of slacks and hit the bricks!! If fashion can make a comeback and be cool (bright colors, old school Ray Bans, retro Nikes etc.), then why the hell can't electronics.....think about that.
P.S. This doesn't mean that I don't want an iPhone or have hate towards iPhone owners. Just looking at the big picture!! I should be getting mine in a couple of days:)
Reunited and it feels so good.....
After being born and raised in the same city, you tend to meet tons of people and also get to know them quite closely. What's funny to me is that regardless of the amount of people you meet throughout high school or university, you always seem to have your tight knit crew who's always with you through thick and thin. I like to refer to these people in my life as the G-UNIT, as cliche as that sounds!! (and yes I am a 50 cent fan). Doesn't matter what time of the day or what day of the week, the G-Unit is always there and willing to party or help out based on the situation. However, I feel extremely fortunate to have had my G-Unit evolve and expand over the years from original members to their younger siblings joining, and even randomly meeting (now grade A G-Unit members) through random club hoping nights back in the day. At the end of the day it was fate how we all came together, but what's even crazier is how we've embraced this friendship and brotherhood and taken it to a level where most people look at us like a bunch a deranged lunatics who are living as if it was our last day on earth!!! This is where it begins.....
The G-Unit always jokes around how we're all bluetoothed in the head, but to be frank.....it's no joke. If I had the ability to create a group of friends who were cool, laid back, alcoholic, dependable, level-headed and understanding I wouldn't have even come close to what I have now. God nailed this one perfectly, and that's not to say that we don't have our fights or arguments but they are rare and always make for a good laugh afterwards.
As you know, the Unit recently ventured over to the west coast for Dreamtown's 21st bday in Vegas, but not only was it a celebration bitches it was also a bit of a reunion. One of the founding G-Unit members left us and moved over to Sin City, so as we were flying over the US on our way there, we all knew that not only would we be celebrating the Dream's bday but we would also be poppin' bottles for the reunion. 12 to be exact! When some groups of friends don't see each other for a period of time, the reunion can be somewhat awkward and that's when you know it's not someone who's part of your G-Unit. However, whenever we get together we ALWAYS pick up right where we left off and it's as if not a day went by that we weren't together. This was the case when we entered the Ceasars Palace front lobby after our long journey and reunited with Kemikal Aly (founding memeber of the Unit) holding several bottles of liquor and champagne. It's real love that you don't know about -Circa Massari 2002.
I can go on and on about how cool or clean the G-Unit's slacks are, but I figure I'd let the picture's do the talking.....enjoy!
The G-Unit always jokes around how we're all bluetoothed in the head, but to be frank.....it's no joke. If I had the ability to create a group of friends who were cool, laid back, alcoholic, dependable, level-headed and understanding I wouldn't have even come close to what I have now. God nailed this one perfectly, and that's not to say that we don't have our fights or arguments but they are rare and always make for a good laugh afterwards.
As you know, the Unit recently ventured over to the west coast for Dreamtown's 21st bday in Vegas, but not only was it a celebration bitches it was also a bit of a reunion. One of the founding G-Unit members left us and moved over to Sin City, so as we were flying over the US on our way there, we all knew that not only would we be celebrating the Dream's bday but we would also be poppin' bottles for the reunion. 12 to be exact! When some groups of friends don't see each other for a period of time, the reunion can be somewhat awkward and that's when you know it's not someone who's part of your G-Unit. However, whenever we get together we ALWAYS pick up right where we left off and it's as if not a day went by that we weren't together. This was the case when we entered the Ceasars Palace front lobby after our long journey and reunited with Kemikal Aly (founding memeber of the Unit) holding several bottles of liquor and champagne. It's real love that you don't know about -Circa Massari 2002.
I can go on and on about how cool or clean the G-Unit's slacks are, but I figure I'd let the picture's do the talking.....enjoy!
