Do We Have Any Takers.....

We're starting a fresh year with two thousand niiooonnnneeeee, and I thought it would only be fitting to ring in the new year with a good laugh. I've made it a New Years resolution to be more helpful to my friends, hence this post. The boys and I are heading to Tremblent for the weekend, but instead of just rolling with the G-Unit we actually have dates that we're bringing up....except for one lone member.

He actually wrote the following ad below with the hopes of finding someone before this weekend to bring down to Tremblent. If you are interested in accompanying WoodPig be sure to leave a comment below.

"Single, tall, dark and handsome (well in my mom's eyes, at least) man/boy. I am currently employed and enjoy popping copious amounts of bottles on the weekend. I am willing to blow all the cash I have on you, on stupid unless items and dinners, that you will probably just throw up anyways. Looking for a single white female 5'8, 115 to 120 pounds, blonde or brunette, blue or green eyes and MBH (Motherly Birthing Hips). To take to Tremblant this weekend to do nasty, weird and raunchy things to that you would never tell your mother, let alone your best friend about. Must wear high heels to bed and have long nails to scratch the crap out of me with. Must be willing to clean up my puke on Saturday and Sunday morning from beside my bed, as well as, feeding me chicken poutines from St. Hubert in the morning, to cure the hang-over. No OUTDOOR physical activity required and MUST, now this is a MUST, thoroughly enjoy napping. If you are interested please contact my agent Falok Januan at (613) 966-3744 or by email at woodspigs@eharmony.com"

ps. the phone number spells.....WoodPig

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