Never Let a Soldier Down...

After last night's fiasco I ended up crashing at LB's place not knowing what my name was or what the hell happened that night until I read the blog. I woke up to the sound of the doorbell ringing and jumped out of bed wondering if it was the cops.....only to find out it was some turd looking for LB's dad.

I rolled out of LB's place soon after with GP and her cousin and then headed home, a little worried cause my parents had no clue where I was. As I get home, I see this giant 2 ton truck in my driveway loading all the garbage from our garage......it's Domination working his ass off like usual!!! I sneak into the house and change into some ghetto gear and start helping Domination load up the truck. A couple of minutes later who shows up still drunk and wearing my clothes....LB and the Doctor!!! We all start launching shit into the truck, and then after we're done find out that we have to go to the dump to unload the truck!!! If you've ever been to a dump you know what I'm about to say, but for those of you who are virgin's......listen close. It's probably one of the nastiest places I've ever been in my life, and I've slept in Bean's basement. I began unloading the truck but as soon as my shift was up I blew my brains out from the stench!! I was sooooo nasty, and my throat is still burning.

I passed the fuck out all day after that and woke up at 8pm, basically with nothing else on my mind except for a cold drink. I got ready and Memory came by to scoop me so we could go to LB's place to get our drink on. Once again the whole crew showed up...Sweezy(who ditched a wedding to roll with the fam), Doctor and Cult Jam. We began to get our drink on, and everybody starting ripping on the whole blogging thing, so to all you fuckers I say.....FUCK YOU!!!!

We rolled downtown all with a good buzz, and began to run the city like Diddy. GP was already there holding down a VIP booth with her fam, and we came in without saying a word and already had a bar tab waiting for us. Sweezy didn't fuck around and made sure to order enough Polar Bears to make Yukon jealous. He did real good. The drinks kept coming and the night got hazy.....most of my crew left but it didn't matter to me because it was Doctor's bday and I wasn't about to go anywhere without him. My boss from work showed up and began pulling me in for some heart to hearts....but it's all good. Sanchez was beat as can be so he rolled out with my sis.....then the Doctor and I rolled over to meet the rest of the crew at Velvet Room for some free drinks courtesy of K-Town. She was a little bitter with me, and wasn't able to hook me up with any drinks cause it was passed last call......which was totally gay!!!

We rolled out of Velvet after a bit of begging, but what was about to happen next none of us expected. Earlier in the day when I was napping I had a dream about two of the greatest foods ever, colliding to conform into one mega delight. I grabbed Sweezy and made my way to Mickey D's for a Big Mac stuffed with Chicken Nuggets!!! I visioned to combination in my dream, and I knew my night wouldn't be complete without it. Sweezy, Memory and myself all destroyed one of the greatest combinations I've ever thought of.....and walked out of Mickey D's with the biggest smiles on our faces. We got into Memory's car, and I thought we were going home but was I ever wrong! Two minutes later we roll up to M&G's which is one of the greatest chip wagon's in Ottawa! Some of the crew rolled over to the wagon for poutines and small fry's!!! Being the dirtball Sweezy is....he get's a pout....and being the dirtball I am....I stab it!!! However, Sweezy was dropping shit all over himself, but he didn't let one soldier go to waste!! That's when it hit me......he is one of a kind! Gravy was flying and people were laughing, but it was all good because we all made sure to have a clean pair of slacks on. So much to be said........

P.S. There's no job's out there unless you wanna work 40 hours a week!!