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Clash Of The Titans 9/12


For those who have been frequenting the blog lately you might have come accross a posting titled "It's all about positioning.....". This post was inspired by a pretty wild night out with the crew on a random Tuesday night a couple of weeks ago, and in the entry I wrote about a young lady who was sporting a t-shirt that read 'cock tease'. Two of my boys, LB and Sweezy, were involved in the story and it was LB who was attempting to holler at her. However, Sweezy got her name and in the blog I considered it a scoop from LB. LB read the post and entered a comment, which consisted of a freestyle aimed directly to Sweezy, and within seconds the battle had begun! These two Titans both had some choice words for each other, and the battle rang out on the comments portion for days, as readers kept checking back to see who would be victorious. Some innocent competitors from San Fransisco even tried to enter the battle, but left with their tails between there legs after getting shut down by both Sweezy and LB!! After all the speculation on who won the battle, no one has ultimately decided which is why I'm posting 1 freestyle directly from LB himself, and 1 directly from Sweezy as well.

They would like to let the public decide who is the number one Titan.....so I present you with 'Clash of the Titans'. After reading the two verses, make sure to vote on the poll at the top right menu of the this page!! LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!


Sweezy's Verse;
LB imma tell ya straight off the bat
It ain’t easy fuckin with ur boy in a combat
Sweezy is who I be
Dont ever need to pray for me
Woke up this morning to leave a warning
I give every dude a reason to keep it talking
O-town is where I stunt
Light up and toke back on this blunt
So hood, instead of hold up, they tell me freeze up
LB you wanna scrap?
Roll your sleeves up I bring my “A” game on every night
Rollin’ with hundreds, yeah I do it right
Homie believe I'm about this battle action
You aren’t even worth a small fraction
You say you make it rain
But you just pour the Gin on your brain
Passenger seat is Tasha geared up in her Prada
Says Sweezy you so fine u must be on the grind
Yup that’s how I get down cause this chick is blind
This spit is gonna put the red in your face
LB just put it in first gear cause he got lost in the race
Let everyone know that Sweezy’s the boss!
“I paid dues my moves done made news” like Ricky Ross!
LB you don’t stand a chance
Rap ain’t your shit dog so go acid out to techno dance
Its going down to a certain extent
I make it pour so go hide under ur tent
You know Sweezy be ballin’ harder
Even Diddy would say I be livin larger
Pockets exploding with credit cards
And your boy is in the VIP with all your broads
Mr. Me Too let me holla at you
Tell this dude that my rhymes are sicker then the flu
LB you about to be walking around with a frown
Don't hate on me boy if you do "bang-bang" get down
And this battle is officially over, ya dig, now wheres my crown?
SWEEZY


LB's Verse;
Ohhhh my good friend Sweezy thinks he can spit game now, wow, good for him!
You are all about to witness the second coming of Jesus Christ Himself!!
"Making it Rain" is from the past,
But my boy Sweezy is still trying to make it last.
He's throwing all his money around,
Like he's the other white boy rapper, the one from D-Town!
What he still doesn't see is that ballers like me,
Get ALL there drinks for free, no matter where they be!
I got's the Patron for the morn',
The Goose to get em' loose
Sweezy keeps yelling, "Give me that Rum,
Cause all that other shit hurts my Tummy-Tum-Tum!!"
Poor little baby,
Should be drinking Aquafina maybe.
Cause the way the water flows,
Threw his up-chucking throat is like a fuckin' joke!!
He trys to hang with the BIG BOYS,
But keeps getting laughed at like a kids toy.
Like a Tickle-Me-Elmo that gets mad love from the kids
At Christmas his pick-up lines are worse than that Cheese without all the Wiz!
It's LB Baaaaaaby.........Postioning himself like he's crazy,
Even when his eyes are all hazy
And his boy Sweezys getting all lazy,
Eating those pout's with all that GRAVY!!
Hold Up Hold Up, wait a minute I gotta just clear one last thing up about last night here before I peace out......
LB doesn't get cock teased, he just make those Perfect 10 models buckle at the knees,
Put so much ice on there wrists it makes there whole bodies freeeeeeeeeze!!!!!!!
LB Out
Don't forget to vote for who you think is the best!! Winner will be announced Friday September 14th, 2007, with all the bragging rights in the world.

28 comments:

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Oi, achei seu blog pelo google está bem interessante gostei desse post. Gostaria de falar sobre o CresceNet. O CresceNet é um provedor de internet discada que remunera seus usuários pelo tempo conectado. Exatamente isso que você leu, estão pagando para você conectar. O provedor paga 20 centavos por hora de conexão discada com ligação local para mais de 2100 cidades do Brasil. O CresceNet tem um acelerador de conexão, que deixa sua conexão até 10 vezes mais rápida. Quem utiliza banda larga pode lucrar também, basta se cadastrar no CresceNet e quando for dormir conectar por discada, é possível pagar a ADSL só com o dinheiro da discada. Nos horários de minuto único o gasto com telefone é mínimo e a remuneração do CresceNet generosa. Se você quiser linkar o CresceNet(www.provedorcrescenet.com) no seu blog eu ficaria agradecido, até mais e sucesso. (If he will be possible add the CresceNet(www.provedorcrescenet.com) in your blogroll I thankful, bye friend).

Anonymous said...

Dude I said No Peppers on my Taco!!

LB Out

Anonymous said...

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?? ARE....YOU....NOT....ENTERTAINED?? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?? IS THAT NOT WHY YOU CAME?? LB LB LB LB LB LB LB!!!!!!!

LB Out

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Anonymous said...

Who's boxing gloves are those?!?!?!?!?

Paparazzi

Unknown said...

I borrowed those gloves from the Kooner!!!!

LB better pick up his game, cause Sweezy seems to be running away with it!

Anonymous said...

Is there a Sweezy autograph session anytime soon? CD release? Please let us know ASAP!

Anonymous said...

For all those who need another verse
My flow will be so sick ull need to call me a nurse!
Dial 911 just for fun
Without a blink I'll gettur done!

Sweezy

Unknown said...

In the lead, and still keeps coming harder than ever!!! Sweezy ain't no joke LB.

Anonymous said...

Thats right, Sweezy aint no joke
Get ur game up, u better hit that coke
So you can speed up some more
Cause the race is becoming a bore
You only got so many votes
Do you need some notes?
Do the right thing n vote for Sweezy
Imma lay back, chill, and take it easy!

Sweezy

Anonymous said...

Wow still tryin to freestyle
Like that kid from 8 Mile
You just a joke Sweezy
Just like your boy Wheezy
The one with the fake ass dread lock
And that silly looking tear drop
Rapping about how the block is so hot
When the cd's still in stock
The so-called "King of the South"
He keeps singing old Akinyele,
"Just put it in my mouth!"
Boy your names Dwayne
Not Wade or the Rock
Just a big faggot who loves to take the cock!
Born in the 17th Ward
To bad you didn't get chocked out by the umbical cord
You one of the Hot Boys
That use to make noise,
but ya lost all that poise
Talking about that spinning ballerina,
the one named Katrina!
Sweezy it's too easy
To embarrass your boy Wheezy

Next time i'll get your other idol
The Czech from the Rangers
That keeps running away from Eager
Cause he's afraid to have his clock alittle cleaner
The one that looks like he's lost in the mix without that Sixety-Six!

LB Out
P.S. I'm out of retirement, BIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCCHHHHEEEEEESSSSS!

Anonymous said...

BOMBAClaaaaaat!!!
I don't know who to vote for!
If I sleep with both of you now and one of you becomes famous can you say you know me?

Paparazzi Shhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Wow........ sick come back... better pick it up sweezy or my vote may be changing.

GP

Anonymous said...

LB just took his ass outta retirement
Wanksta to the fullest like that dude 50 Cent
Your freestyle is lame dissin on others shit
Meet me one on one you’ll end up in that ditch
You snitch, burry you in your Abercrombie & Fitch
You’ll shit your pants like those kids in Blaire Witch
U got a belly like your homie Biggie
Only girls you can pick up have the nick name Miss Piggy
Your bank roll will never compare to Lil Wayne’s grills
Me and wardie always keep it real like dollar bills
You come outta retirement after one week
U best tuck that shirt in u faakin geek
LB imma make u retire for so long
U gonna be as old as that homie Dre with his khakis on

Sweezy’s here now you old news
LB your rhymes are making voters snooze
The way I put my lyrics together
Makes people wonder why I’m a forecast in the weather
Better get your rain boots
And pray one day you’ll have my roots
Gonna blow you right out the water
It’s a homicide ya straight slaughter
Second time you’ll leave you’ll never come back
While I’ll be bumpin Cash Money out that wood grain Cadillac
And Believe her
My pockets so big you might just have a seizure

Look its superstar Sweezy
Legendarly like that LA King Wayne Greztky
Im on that dro mix with the liquor
Soon be on Rap City with the homie Big Tigger
When I come thru my freestyles gives LB the chills
The only thing chills me is the ice on my neck looking like im outta Beverly Hills
Don’t be mad cause I got all the goods
You pissed as hell saying “no ones with me I’m at Minglewoods”
Your like a four year old
Can’t fuck with the rum I hold
LB says “I’m meeting this chick back at the spot”
That’s when T-Pain says “ain’t non of them hot!”

A star is born
This battle is over, please honk your horn
Send your ass right back to retirement
Sweezy murdered LB he’s new chalk on the cement
Y’all know who to promote
Log on cleanslacks.blogspot.com and make Sweezy your vote!!!!

SWEEZY aka greatest blog rapper alive!

Anonymous said...

Respect!

LB Out
P.S. My new one will be up later today, or maybe tomorrow, or maybe never!

Anonymous said...

Siiiiiiiiiiick.... maybe you can have my vote back

GP

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Anonymous said...

GP dont get greedy
And make your vote that boy Sweezy
Im so hot im like 500 degrees
Just sit back and chill with the Bacardi Breeze
Mr. Me Too knows how I get down
We make it rain we'll make them drown
Peeps only have 5 hours left to vote
Imma fast forward to the win, wheres the remote?
Who's got the Patron?
I'll be in the winners circle, better known as my zone!

SWEEZY

Anonymous said...

LOOK OUT for YOUNG CURRENCY....COMING SOON!

Anonymous said...

I take the "Respect" comment back
That whole rap is wack
It's like your drinking with my boy Zack The Yak
Up in the VIP at Helinski
You think we goin over sea's
Cause your not to smart now are you my little friend Sweez
Rapping against this boy they call the "banker"
He's about to bury you like the Undertaker
Have your house rapped up in the police tape
Rammer got a call saying there's a "108!?!?!?"
108?? "White boy rapper that had his date with fate!"
Sweezy keeps yelling, "Please LB don't hurt me"
I need this face for Times Square
Up on the billboards in nothing but my underwear
Like the boy Marky Mark
You keep asking to be in my Entourage
But your way too formage
You can't keep up with this hustlin', drinkin and gamblin'
Your way to busy ramblin'
About how your goin' to win this vote
Little do you know, i've just begun to clear my throat!

LB Out

Anonymous said...

LB you ain't no banker
Its been declared that your the official Wankster
All you can do is watch me
Aint nothing you can do to stop me
Look at the votes im number one
Im on my game thats how I get shit done
Your just a fucking drunk
Watchin me in the VIP is where I get it crunk
In the club with a salt shaker
Imma sit your ass down with the Stone Cold Stunner
The rap game is brining you in the wrong direction
Like Weezy's say "im fresh of election"

SWEEZY

Anonymous said...

Hey Lil Sweezy
Your raps make me so queasy
Like Aaliyah’s Rockin The Boat
You can’t hit a single note
You faker than Britney’s hair
All you can do is still there and stare
And keep wondering how my flows so good
Never forget bitch I grew up across the hood
Listening to that 2Pac and Biggie
All Eyez On Me and Ready To Die
I’m not about to tell you a single white lie
I have no time for your non-rhyming rap
That shit sounds like something from those
Boys that sing “I Want You Back”
Your technique is so sad
You making Amy want to go back to Rehab
Maybe you should go with her
And don’t forget to tell your girl
You’re going to miss her
By the time you get released
She’ll be telling you your relationship is deceased
“Sorry Sweezer you just an old geezer,
LB is who I’m with now,
You better take a moment and give him a bow,
Like I did, ass up in the air
With a swing in my hair!”
Like Snoop says “Ain’t No Fun”
Maybe you should talk to a nun
She’ll tell you to pray for day
That you start to sound like Kayne
And get a little bigger
Then get on the air with my boy Tigger!
It doesn’t matter how much or to whom you pray
You’ll always be below me in every single way!

LB Out

Anonymous said...

Yo LB,

Live from the 613
Its Sweezy bitch, so buckle to your knee
Guess you havnt seen the final vote
Well the poll is closed, its me who they chose to promote
Back to retirement you must go
Cause I know your sick of hearin my flow
Your rap is weak you had to use one of my lines
Step in my hood you about to see some gang signs
And don’t worry imma end this on a short note
While I leave your ass with one last quote

“I don't even need a G pass I'm pass that
I'm passing em out now and you CAN'T have that”
Wayne Carter
RIP LB


****SWEEZY #1 Titan****

Anonymous said...

Did you just say live from the 613
Who you think you are Belly and Massari??
Even the Champ Ali been KO'd before
Don't worry I'am coming back for more
You just won round one son
Plenty more to come
Coming back with a Vengence
Like my boy Bruce
I ain't calling no truce
I'm gunning for you like Tommy Lee
Is Kid Rock
You remind of Pam
Choking on both there cocks
Or like Kayne is 50
'Cept when I get in your face
I'm goin to put you in your place
Show everyone what a disgrace you are
Driving around town in that little joke of a car
I'll hop in my Tahoe
The one that make your girl wanna go down low
And snort all my blow
I'm coming back like Tyson
Bite your ear off
Turn around spit it out and give alittle cough
And have a shot of the 'tussin
Now stop all your fussin
Cause you about to get buried either dead or alive
No second chances this time
Gonna make you wish in Round 1 you'd taken that dive

Tombstone reads:
"Here lays Young Sweezy
The so-called greatest blog rapper alive
To bad he wasn't revived this time
Let him go to bed
And rest his worried head
He planted the seed in his girl to see the second coming of a Sweez
All that would came out is just another sleez
But what he doesn't know
Is that she got knocked up when he was out doing a show
About six months
In the beautiful city of Chicago
Sorry about the Sweezy blood line
That kid is mine
Now I'm going to raise him on your dime!!"
R.Not.I.P. Sweezy

LB Out

Anonymous said...

This is an Offical Statement released by LB and his new production crew, Ballin' Bankers:

As of September 15 2007, we will be releasing a new artist whos's name will be released with his first freestyle. Please be advised that some of his material be not be suitable for everyone. If you have problems with his flow please go do some blow and shut the fuck up. Thank you for your support in advice.

LB Out

Anonymous said...

NEW COUNTER
STATEMENT RELEASE FROM DREAMTOWN RECORDS INC. :

Sweezy will now be joined by his prodigy..
the new legacy ..
spits rhymes to put you into therapy!
stay tuned to cleanslacks.blogspot.com ...

Melissa Kooner
MTV Europe/
Consulting Representative
&
R. Gurpreet "Memory" Mahabaratain
CEO DREAMTOWN RECORDS INC.

DREAMTOWN RECORDS INC.