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Say Goodbye And Don't Come Back Wearing The 4-5......
This week has gone by pretty quick, but we're back to another Friday at the office with not much going down. I can always bank on some good witty banter on Friday's with Hollywood, but today's email string was particularily special. It had me tearing up with laughter at my freakin' desk and had colleagues asking me what was wrong!!!
So, typical Friday I like to send the Wood an email and find out what his plans are for the night and the weekend. Turned out that not much has changed from last week or the week before for that matter, but just after I told him that I was out for the night and he could clip me off the conversation he threw in this line; "You need to be IN first to be out and you haven't been IN for awhile now".
DING DING......ROUND 1!!!!
The gloves instantly came of and next thing we know, we're center ice and the fans are literally going crazy. I countered him with this response:"I brought you IN!!! I think you're forgetting that I AM THE CLUB and always will be. I can take a 2 year hiatus and still roll in to VIP and free drinks. You haven't seen me because I've been international lately from Whorlando, Vegas, T-Dot and MTL."
Hollywood came back with a strong left: "Most of that is all true except one key thing and never forget it again! I BROUGHT YOU IN/WE CAME IN TOGETHER.... La Boom, I was on that Patio at 16 right beside you and O-ZOne with Scotters and Z we were grindin with Donks to Hoy Sexy Punkie and well Domer days, I ran the show, period. lol"
After that comment, I took a step back just to get a good look at his swagger and then realized he had none which is why I gave him a sweet uppercut with this: "You're reign came to an end after Domer. I'll give you that much. Yes we did come into the game together but so did Scottie Pippen and Michael Jordan and we both know how that ended up! Similar to Jordan, my club status still remains supreme. HAHAHA!!!"
I guess he took a step back too, and similar to Bald Bull he came strong: "lol ok Jordan....never forget that Jordan tried to make it in "Single A" baseball were I could have made it if I played ball for another 2 years and he bombed and then back to the NBA with The Wizards of Washington were there best player was a fat kid named Brendan Haywood and still couldn't get minutes on that team and then his wife took him for half of his fortune and was seen crying at a high school basketball game just last week, come on dude get it together!!.....now on the other hand Scottie P does NOT have a pot to piss in, as he has blown (pun intended!) all his money away on strippers, booze, drugs and horrible investments....let me think about this one, whom would I rather be?...100% without a doubt Scottie P is my Hero!!!
P.S. We all know that the true play maker/defender/shot maker/under pressure player on all those Championship teams was none other than............ Bill Wennington!!!!"
I'm not gonna lie...I was at a loss for words, but I gathered up strength to conform myself like a young Ryu looking to defeat E.Honda and HYOOOUKEN him: "Okay....I'll give you Bill Wennington in a heart beat. But can we talk about who has the most successful shoe brand in the world, not to mention the largest and most profitable athletic endorser in the history or sports? When Nelly, JD and Ciara all get on a track to ask 'Who stepped on my J's', I think that's a pretty clear indication on who's runnin' it around here. If I saw Hank shoot the game winning shot in his basketball championship game I'd probably shed a tear too.....hater!!! Kids all around the world (including Sklenny) save their penny's just so they can rock a pair of J's, cause at the end of the day they all 'Wanna be like Mike'!!
If Pippen could stop looking up to Rodman as a roll model he might get somewhere, unless that brief description you provided of his life is where he was looking to go. Then I must say....job well done Pippen."
The best part of this Friday email string, is that we're both going to be right next to one another tonight at the club popping bottles!! I might have the 45 on, but you can always bank on the Wood to have a clean pair of slacks and a clean 33 on!
