I thought I would try something different, so I decided to surf the net for a bit today. I've been a pretty big fan of all the College Humor videos for awhile, but they haven't put anything too eye catching out lately. I have been following their 'Jake and Amir' series, but Amir is just getting to be plain old annoying.
As I was surfing I came across a great article called 'Picking up Wifi is like picking up a prostitute', and it made perfect sense to me. Whenever your roaming around town in your car, your iPhone always feels the need to update you and let you know whenever there are any connections/prostitutes around. Some are free, and those are the one's that most people go for.....but then you have the ones that require a password (the not so popular ones).
The iPhone almost acts as a pimp for these connections/prostitutes, and whenever you scroll the list of possible free connections it always seems to evoke a bit of excitement? Am I wrong? When I'm around my friends and they connect their phone to a free connection, the excitement in there voice is similar to a young boy entering a strip club for the first time! "Oh my god, this is awesome..!!".
College Humor comes through with a solid video depicting the whole theory. Enjoy.
- Click here to follow me!
This Is Getting Out of Hand.....
After reading a few articles and laughing non-stop at all the douchness in my city, I have official come to the conclusion that Ed Hardy is by far the most ridiculous apparel I have ever seen. It seems that the clothing brand just transcends to complete try hard's and douche members alike.
Do guys actually look in the mirror and say; 'Wow that's a really nice bedazzled t-shirt I have on, and the heart with that skull coming through is so Axle Rose!!'. I would like to say, no guys don't say that.....but who are we kidding. Just look at 'figure A' below.
Figure A
I can ask people if they think that picture is photoshoped or made up, but we all know that it's the absolute truth. I think I see those four guys at every damn club I go to now! I'm not joking either, those exact guys, and to be real with you I think the guy on the right spilt my drink last week. I was going to say something but his Ed Hardy Trucker Hat was too low and I just couldn't seem to make eye contact....that and his spray on tan was shining a little much and blinded me.
The reason for this rant, is because I was reading my daily RSS feed's and came across this news article from the good writers over at www.crunchgear.com. After reading the article, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks these shirts are incredibly embarrasing. I've attached the link below.....it's a short article but is a funny read.
Crunch Gear Article!!!
Fed Bardy is lame....not because his clothing is embarrasing, not because he's a 90 year old man telling today's youth what's cool, not because he hangs out with JC Chavez, but simply because he doesn't sport a clean pair of slacks! Feels great to be back:)
Do guys actually look in the mirror and say; 'Wow that's a really nice bedazzled t-shirt I have on, and the heart with that skull coming through is so Axle Rose!!'. I would like to say, no guys don't say that.....but who are we kidding. Just look at 'figure A' below.
Figure A
I can ask people if they think that picture is photoshoped or made up, but we all know that it's the absolute truth. I think I see those four guys at every damn club I go to now! I'm not joking either, those exact guys, and to be real with you I think the guy on the right spilt my drink last week. I was going to say something but his Ed Hardy Trucker Hat was too low and I just couldn't seem to make eye contact....that and his spray on tan was shining a little much and blinded me.
The reason for this rant, is because I was reading my daily RSS feed's and came across this news article from the good writers over at www.crunchgear.com. After reading the article, I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who thinks these shirts are incredibly embarrasing. I've attached the link below.....it's a short article but is a funny read.
Crunch Gear Article!!!
Fed Bardy is lame....not because his clothing is embarrasing, not because he's a 90 year old man telling today's youth what's cool, not because he hangs out with JC Chavez, but simply because he doesn't sport a clean pair of slacks! Feels great to be back:)
